A Fond Farewell to 2007 . . . Not!
By Doug Kase

Gather round my friends; it’s time once again to wish you holiday cheer.
By the looks of things in 2007, it’s been quite an eventful year!

Giuliani or Clinton, Obama or Romney, which of them will we finally choose?
If we don’t stop the polar ice caps from melting, either way we’re all going to lose.

Iraq’s still a mess, of this I must confess, and the globe continues to warm.
Now Rumsfeld is gone, and Gonzales stepped down; it’s a Democrat’s perfect storm.

The Bush surge is pooped, there are still too many troops, and with Petraeus we’re still in big trouble!
But a special thanks to all the low-interest banks that popped the housing bubble.

Rosie O’Donnell is finally off The View, and O. J. takes another fall.
If there’s one thing we all learned this year, it’s keep your foot in your own bathroom stall!

The weather’s been packing a wild punch, and forest fires increasingly abound.
We’d all like to have Michael Vick locked up for twenty years in a dirty dog pound!

Forget for a moment the terror threats and Bush, although they may be one and the same.
And the thought of national health insurance is an idea that sounds pretty insane.

The world certainly seems like one crazy place, full of happenings that give us a thrill.
So its time to step back, relax for a while, and put down that freaking drill!

No drilling, no filling, no measuring or reaming, not even any EZ-Fill obturation.
It’s time to join us on December 11th for good times and a hearty libation.

We’ll see you at six; it will be quite the mix at the good old Friars venue.
Where going to no ends in thanking our good friends is the only thing that’s on our menu!